Ways To Tell A Redneck Works At Your Office Computer

* The mouse is referred to as a "critter."

* The keyboard is camouflaged.

* There is a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

* There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

* The password is "Bubba."

* The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

* NRA mousepad on desk, next to the Bible.

* Windows 95 has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.

* Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.

* The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.

* The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.

* The menus all have Rolling Rock, Black Label, Lone Star, and Old Milwaukee options.

* Jeff Foxworthy wav files.

* Seven blue tick hounds under the desk, next to the moonshine still.

* Deer jerky in the desk drawer, next to the mouth harp.

* The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with Dueling Banjos playing in the background.

* Wastebasket is a spittoon.

* John Deere pocket protectors.

* Autographed picture of the cast from the "Dukes of Hazzard" framed and sitting on the desk.